You've already read the title and know what this piece is about. It's likely that you unfortunately have had an experience of the pain we speak of here (in that case you deserve a cookie and a hug, because uff) or you want to avoid it, in which case high five because you're smart. Really, no one should have to endure the pain of a nicked testicle. *Shivering even as I type this tbh*
Now some of you may just go 'hey why do I even need to shave my balls I like them as they are, au naturel' and that's absolutely justified because you do you homie, but we just don't want you to get in trouble just before that sudden date (hopefully?). It's been a year and let's hope you get back in the game soon. Being prepared never hurt anyone.
Having said that, if you don't want to do it, simply don't. There's nothing wrong with furry testicles. It's dangerous and if you don't want to put yourself through that potential ordeal, don't!
Let's just go straight to the topic then. Here are 2 things you should strictly never do while shaving your balls, if you want to avoid painful, awkward, nasty accidents.
1. Never start shaving without trimming the hair first. It's important. Have you ever grown a beard that's longer than a stubble? If you have, it will be easier for you to understand it.
How did you go about shaving it? Or even if you did it in a salon, do you remember how your barber executed the task? We can bet they didn't straightaway go in with some shaving cream and a razor. First, they must have trimmed it.
They did it because it's easier to shave once the length of hair is small and manageable, and it would not give rise to a messy, hair-all-over-the-razor-blade kind of situation. Not trimming your ball fuzz first can give rise to nasty accidents because of lack of visibility and ideal dexterity, and we'd strictly recommend trimming first.
2. Never form a huge pile of lather with your shaving cream and no, please don't go in blind with your razor like you do while shaving your face. That's a bloodbath waiting to happen right there, and you will cry if that happens. Loudly and inconsolably.
You see, as much as your brain wants you to believe that your testicles and your hand are in sync, and they will work together as you shave, it's a lie. Your eyes need to be the referee here as it's more of a wrestling match than a boardroom meeting. There's a reason why we say that.
The skin on your testicles is very smart, and it's unlike the skin on any other part of your body. Sometimes it hangs low, sometimes it tightens up - depending on temperature and several other factors. The main job of the skin around your balls is to make sure they are warm, protected, and the sperm is healthy. So just like a good guardian, it does whatever it has to.
And you know how difficult it is to 'manage' smart people with regular techniques, right? That's exactly the case here. So, instead of lathering up your balls with shaving cream, use something that does the job but doesn't obstruct your view - a body wash or conditioner should do the job. Use one hand to pull and adjust the skin as per the shave strokes, and do it with as much precision and patience like a ninja on their final mission.
Along with these two things, please make sure you're not in a hurry and are using water of the temperature which feels pleasant to you, and you should be fine. All the best!
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